"Gently stroke your books, dear stranger, and remember they are dust."
—
Miljenko Jergovic, from “The Library”, in Sarajevo Marlboro, translated by Stela Tomaševic
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Let’s Play A Game
neat
i couldnt change the boob size
this game didn’t even have glasses
at least you friggers got something NEAT
I got a Wolf Maker, dammit.
yeah! I got superhero! so I made a make-shift Jack Frost cosplay :P
I got a viking one, so I made me, in a hiccup cosplay… I guess.
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I attempted to make a girl but all their clothing options sucked. the guy is more how I actually dress. actually the dude’s face looks like me too. just put the tiny hands anf feet of the girl on the guy then that’s me
Kick Ass Ladies: Xena and Gabrielle
I said I wasn’t going to post Xena because she’s too obvious. And she really is a very, very obvious choice. So now I’m making a liar of myself. Posting her together with Gabrielle because posting them separately would be wrong.
Xena is like someone took your basic meathead muscle bound hero and shoved him into a woman’s body and a miniskirt. You don’t often see a woman portraying such a classically masculine character archetype. When you do they’re often a secondary character and are often made to be seen as not being sexually or romantically appealing. Xena was a character who was more masculine than a lot of men but she was still incredibly sexy.
Gabrielle was a bit different. She wasn’t a portraying a male character archetype at all. Gabrielle was a very feminine sort of character. She was shown as softer, more gentle than Xena. And she still kicked ass. A lot of it. Actually I think Gabrielle may be more of a bad ass than Xena in a lot of ways. We got to watch Gabrielle grow from a soft, peaceable girl into a super awesome warrior woman. She never became hard, just strong emotionally as well as physically.
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Fill this in with stuff about you.
Where I’m from: St. Louis (county), Missouri
Where I would like to live: Chicago
Favourite food: Italian foodReligion: Technically I’m still catholic, but I would go with more agnostic
Sexual orientation: Awesome
Relationship status: hahahahahahaFavourite book: book? singular?
Favourite movies: hmmmmm… I guess Princess Bride because I’m always in the mood for it (but soooo many favorites)
Favourite TV show: ummm I don’t really have one, but growing up it was Xena: Warrior Princess, now maybe Game of Thrones or Firefly
Random fact about me: I once drove about 200 miles through the remnants of a hurricane
Favorite day of the year: My birthday!
Favourite colour: Purple
If I have any pets; if so, their names: no pets :(
What I’m listening to right now: musical soundtracksWhat’s my ringtone: one of the per-programmed verizon ones
Favourite character from a TV : Xena, River Tam, basically any strong female character I love
Favourite character from a movie: ummm… Agent Gracie Heart from Miss CongenialityWhat my name means: ‘pearl’ or ‘great’
Celebrity crush: David Tennant, Tom Hiddleston
(Source: pheriannaths)
(Source: tatiannamaslany, via scottishbitch)
“queerly_it_is is made of Rock, energy, and starlight. With a dash of Picasso.”
That’s… actually pretty fucking accurate?
snow is made of ice, creativity, and happiness. With a dash of fanfiction.
almost accurate. the happiness is a bit overstated
likemymask is made of cherries, movies, and awkwardness. With a dash of Tumblr.IT KNOWS. HOW. Except ewwww no cherries.
if I do my full name: is made of Fantasy, foxes, and automobiles. With a dash of hentai.
“apples, flowers, and lies with a dash of porn.”
hold me i can’t breathe
“Megan is made of wood, poison, and distractions. With a dash of Snoopy.”
(Source: cottoncandyflufftier)
//Once upon a time i crashed the TARDIS with River song. Meanwhile Donna Noble and Martha Jones were preparing their wedding. The end //
Once upon a time I saved the universe with Jack Harkness. In my underwear. Meanwhile, Sally Sparrow and the Tenth were fluffing the Doctor’s hair. The end.
Once upon a time I saved the universe with the tenth Doctor. It was awesome. Meanwhile, two daleks ruined my favourite headcanon. The end.
Once upon a time, I went to the Medusa Cascade with the TARDIS, and I loved it. Meanwhile, Rory and the Master adopted an Adipose. The end.
Once upon a time I went to the Beatles concert with Amy Pond, and then I wrote a fic about it. Meanwhile, captain Jack Harkness and the Master were preparing their wedding. The end.
this is perfectOnce upon a time, I solved a murder mystery about Rose Tyler on Christmas. Meanwhile, Rory and Donna became my OTP. The End.
Once upon a time, I went to the Medusa Cascade with Captain Jack Harkness in the console room. Meanwhile, the Master and a Dalek were preparing their wedding. The end.
Once upon a time I saved the universe with Captain Jack Harkness because an ood told me to. Meanwhile, River Song and the TARDIS were creating a paradox. The end.
(Source: cloysterbell)
What Virgo Hates
On August 1, 2010, nine days after giving birth Marissa Alexander was attacked by her ex-husband Rico Gray. The Florida mother of three, Marissa fired a “warning shot” into the ceiling of her home in defense. No one was injured during the incident also evidence shows that Marissa fired the shot in the direction away from her family. During her attack Marissa “had no legal duty to retreat.” She believed the state would support her legal claim under Florida’s “Stand Your Ground” statutes. Marissa was condemned to a 20-year sentence under Florida’s 10-20-Life law. According to her attacker’s deposition that already listed a history of protective orders against him Mr. Gray admits to prior documented cases of domestic violence against Marissa that the courts never considered.
tumblr if you can get someone a fluffy chicken you can save a woman from being wrongfully imprisoned for 20 years
It’s true…
My mom said that if this post gets 500,000+ notes, then i can get a fluffy chicken like this one
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